Messages posted by: M. A R A G O N

The Great Yacoob wrote:FOR THOSE WITH MENTAL TUMORS ALLOW THE GREAT ONE TO EXPLAIN.......YOU'RE THINKING TOO HARD PEASANT.......

DEMONSTRATION OF BEING SLAPPED FAMOUS
THE GREAT ONE WILL SLAP YOU ONE TIME WHICH MEANS YOU HAD THE HONOR THE PRIVELAGE THE BLESSING TO RECEIVE A PALM STRIKE TO YOUR LEFT OR RIGHT CHEEK DEPENDING ON HOW YACOOB FEELS, WHICH MAKES YOU FAMOUS TO HAVE RECEIVED THE HONOR...COMPREHEND? MEANING EVERYBODY THE WORLD OVER WILL SAY WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE BECAUSE YACOOB SLAPPED THE PISS OUT OF YOU......FOR EXAMPLE.......TWO BEAUTIFAL WOMEN APPROACH YOU WHILE YOU'RE DRIVING THROUGH KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE, A PART OF THE GREAT YACOOB'S DOMAIN.....

LADY FANS: MARAGON!!! AREN'T YOU MARAGON?!! YOU ARE SOOOOOO FAMOUS LIKE TOTALLY OH MY GOD!!!! I LIKE WANT YOUR AUTOGRAPH SOOOO BAD!!!! WHAT'S HE LIKE?

MARAGON: WHO?
LADY FANS: WHO? THE GREAT YACOOB!!!! HE SLAPPED YOU FAMOUS MAN!!!

MARAGON: OH......RIGHT......HE'S....THE GREAT ONE......OF COURSE...
LADY FANS: DUDE! COULD WE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

MARAGON: UMM....SURE HECK YEA LADIES!!
LADY FANS: YOU ARE SOOOO CUTE MARAGON!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!

DEMONSTRATION OF BEING SLAPPED NAMELESS
THAN YOU STEP IN THE RING WITH THE GREAT YACOOB ONCE MORE AND THE GREAT ONE GIVES YOU ANOTHER SLAP BUT THIS TIME.....WITH THE INTENT OF YOU BEING NAMELESS.....LET US REPLAY THAT SCENARIO ONCE MORE FOR THOSE WITH BRAIN TUMORS SUCH AS YOURSELF AND PENIS SNIFF COUTURE..........MARAGON YOU'RE FULL OF CONFIDENCE AND YOU'RE STICKING YOUR CHEST OUT AND HAVE A CONFIDENT SMILE ON YOUR FACE AND DECIDE TO GET SOME MORE ATTENTION BY STROLLING THROUGH A MALL HAVING BEEN SLAPPED AGAIN BUT IT NOT REGISTERING THAT YOU'RE NOW A NOBODY....

*MARAGON WALKS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE FOOD COURT AT A MALL AND SHOUTS AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS FOR EVERYBODY TO HEAR*

MARAGON: HELLO EVERYBODY!!!!!

*EVERYBODY IN THE MALL STOPS AND LOOKS AT HIM BLANKLY*

MARAGON: THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION! AS YOU KNOW I'M MARAGON WHO SUFFERED A LOSS AT THE HANDS OF YACOOB SO FOR ALL OF YOU, WHICH I'M SURE IS ALL OF YOU, WHO WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH PLEASE STAND IN A SINGLE FILE LINE AS I TAKE MY PLACE AT THE TABLE WHERE I'M STANDING! I'VE BROUGHT PLENTY OF PHOTOGRAPHS OF MYSELF AND HAVE PLENTY OF MARKERS FULL OF INK! SO LET'S GET STARTED!

*EVERYBODY GOES BACK TO WHAT THEY'RE DOING AS IF MARAGON DIDN'T SAY A DAMN THING!!!!!!*

HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN!!!!!!!

ANYMORE ABSURD QUESTIONS?

So, you could have just said the 2nd one i said...

Not to disrupt your comeback or whatever, but i have a question. How can you slap soemone famous and nameless? i mean if ur slapping them famous, then they wouldnt be nameless because everyone would have to know who they are in order for them to be famous. And you cant slap them nameless, and still make them famous.

Or are you making some people famous, and some people nameless?

Or can you do both at the same time somehow and teach me how to do that, because that is amazing if you can.

couture was probably talking about what me and professor were saying not what you said.

No, it's exactly what I said. No one knew you were gone. You are insignificant. You are just retarded. As for the laughable slight about 10 people playing , yeah...too bad I was a triple champ when this game was as active as it's been in a long time. During my reign even the HOFers were stepping in the ring. Guys like Ashton, Unstoppable, Larry, Here to Fight, Nigel. You would know this but you are a bum on this game and run off when you get your ass kicked.

Are you retarded or can your brain not process what that means? If no one knows i am gone, that means they all think i am here. you go and get pissed and all you can do is talk trash, when i already said i wasnt good at the game.
your a baby, and whine and cry if things dont go your way. then apperently if someone calls you out on it, you get all protective and defensive how your the best. kid, get over yourself.
if i am insignificant, how come you keep responding to what im saying? if im insignificant then doesnt that mean all i say is insignificant? you said during your reign,( as if you dominated this entire time) hall of famers were in the ring....not if you beat them. you seriously might be the stupidest person ive ever seen write something. and it makes it that much funnier when you call others retarded when you dont even know what your saying. or do i make you so mad, that your speaking in anger over thought?

your ego is pitiful. your the kanye west of this game. Who are you to tell me what to do? you think your important or something, because you might possibly be good at a game with 10 people playing?
also, maybe i would have understood it if you typed it correctly. because this "no one even knew you were gone" is different then what you just said above.

Professor wrote:I've been top 5 since 08 kid. I play when I feel like it, it's always been that way. And your knowledge and skill of game nowhere near mine. Know your role and go back to your corner no one even knew you were gone.

what do you mean no one knew i was gone? that means everyone still knows and talks about me and that i have that great effect on you?

all i said was you cry and you coming telling me how i suck? you dont even defend yourself that you were crying.

wow you really got me there.

i never said i was good and if your a top 3 fighter, then this game really has gone downhill, esspeccially since you only play when it benefits your style. ( says retired for good in your thing, yet now the game has changed your back fighting.) And if it doesnt, you cry like a spoiled baby. wah wah.

your just realizing this now? 1 reason new people dont come is because they fight whoever is on ( most likely you guys who are good) and you guys go all out and go your best against them.
i dont want to come to a new game and get destroyed by everyone. losing isnt fun, and losing greaty everytime isnt fun. the few who dont get mad as easily or try to better themselves, are the ones who are still playing.

professor cries no matter what mikkel does so his opinion pretty much means nothing.

There are only two things in this world that make me angry and one is nuclear war. the other is when someone calls me a cartoon.

i dont consistently watch boxing, only major fights of people ive heard of. so thank you for imforming me.

but what does your last sentence mean?

I think this is the time in the cartoons tom, jerry etc. morphing into a jackass. Well done maragon.

are you calling me a jackass? or a cartoon? or giving me props?

i honestly dont know......................what that means, and want to because it was directed at me.

Red Viper wrote:The next list Top 10 OB Busts of all-time will come in soon.

Here is the rules to be a bust

1. Having less than five titles in a two years or more span
2 Having less than 10 title defences in all
3. Showing little or no improvement
4. Creating zero impact in this game
5. Having a very poor record
6. Excessive Padding
7.Getting beat by 90% of the OB Fighters
8. Having a 500 loss or more differential and never defeated an skilled opponent
9. All of the above

let me try and make that list a little smaller for you, because your putting in requirements that dont need to be there.

you say, showing little to no improvement and in the next one little impact. Most likely if they had no improvement, they also had little impact, so lets just delete rule 4, because its pretty much the same as rule 3.
Also, rule 5 says poor record, and rule 6 says excessive padding. if they excessivly padding, their record will not be poor. so lets just remove rule 6. rule 7 also says losing to 90% of fighters, which would = a poor record, little improvement and little impact, so lets ixnay that rule also. this leaves us with the following.

1. Having less than five titles in a two years or more span
2 Having less than 10 title defences in all
3. Showing little or no improvement
5. Having a very poor record
8. Having a 500 loss or more differential and never defeated an skilled opponent
9. All of the above

Lets just remove rule 9 because it doesnt need to be there at all. now, rule 3 showing little improvement, would lead to 5, which is a poor record, so having a poor record would show that the person had little improvement. delete rule 3. leaves us with:

1. Having less than five titles in a two years or more span
2 Having less than 10 title defences in all
5. Having a very poor record
8. Having a 500 loss or more differential and never defeated an skilled opponent

from here, we can say that technically, rule 5 and 8 are pretty much the same, depending on what someone considers a poor record. personally, 500 loss or more to me is a poor record, so lets delete rule 8. now if someone has a poor record, as shown in rule 5, they most likely will have less then 5 titles in 2 years, because they cant beat hardly anyone, so they cant rise in rank to fight the champs, then since they suck, wont be able to beat the champs if they do get in the top 20. so that leaves rule 2 and 5. however, rule 2 goes somewhat with rule 1, because if you cant get a title, you probably cant defend it. So that leaves 1 rule. which is your rule 5.

5. Having a very poor record

#5 is legit because a bust means that they had potential ( like all new players) but they have a poor record. in sports, someone who excels in college but his numbers lack in the pros are busts. no one has seen a bust win a title in the pros. so in order to be a bust, you must only have a crap record. saves everyone lots of time now when trying to make a top 10 bust.

super 6? sounds like a marvel comic book. what has this game come to?....

i have never owned a title but it seems like this is what happens if you do own a title:

1. everyone says you dont defend just cause you arnt playign the game 23 hours a day.

2. you are called a paper champ because you dont want to go on and play 23 hours a day.

3. the person you got the title from, didnt deserve to be there in the 1st place.

so in my conclusion, if you are champ to make everyone happy, you MUST not sleep and MUST have no life, YOU must be on the game AT ALL TIMES, no exceptions. if you are on you cannot take breaks or go eat something, you MUST fight. it doesnt matter if you just fought 10 straight 15 rd matches, you MUST fight the next challenger. If you leave someone hanging ( example: you have been on for 4 hours and decide to leave, the guy who wanted a challnge right before you left gets angry and says you "ducked them"

basically, everyone needs to quit getting angry at whoeevr has the titles. Thats how i roll.

oh.....ur name is robbie, thought it said ronnie. =O